And here we are. The end of the road. The final game of the season. The biggest event in American television. It’s the frigging SUPER BOWL. Which means that for me, a 49ers fan, I will be either reveling in triumph or we’ll all be going down swinging at the end of it all. My bet is triumph.
You know the drill by now.
Sunday 6:40pm (CBS/Nickelodeon/Univision)
Super Bowl LVIII
San Francisco vs. Kansas City (+2)
KC Rundown: Kansas City’s road to the big game seemed a bit perilous on paper but in execution a lot of things went in their favor for them to get here. Sure, they had a subzero sort-of-Ice Bowl at home that meant Miami couldn’t get any production going, but that meant going on the road for two games afterwards – and that worked out for them as well with a string of bad luck hitting Buffalo (Wide Right II) and Baltimore freezing up and forgetting their run game to cement all of those “playoff Lamar” memes again. Call it like it is, this Kansas City team was the beneficiary of some lucky breaks, but that’s not to diminish their talent or lay in some easy excuses for how they got here. The talent on this team is obvious from the first moment they take the field, especially the tandem between Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, and they have a strong arsenal in their supporting skill players to make noise and form a wide gap in the score with ease.
The issue comes with one position, though: wide receivers, namely the untrustworthy duo of Skyy Moore and Kadarius Toney, but that’s where Rashee Rice comes in to serve as a trustworthy pair of hands for deep passes and serve well as the de-facto WR1 on the offense. Another key factor for their offense is Isiah Pacheco, a running back prodigy who will stomp mudholes into tackles like it’s just a brisk jog, and with his combination of speed and force it’s going to be a true X factor for KC’s offensive scheming for this game. As for the defense, while their pass coverage has been stout all season their known blemish has been their run coverage – and against a San Francisco team that lives for the run, especially with Christian McCaffrey not caring what happens to his body as long as it means moving the sticks? That’s a blemish that needs to be covered up in a big way, or else he’ll be scoring big and getting triple digit yards.
But speaking of yards, we go back to Patrick Mahomes – everyone knows how slippery he can be when he runs and scrambles and how seemingly impervious he can be to sacks, but with this San Francisco defense hitting a bit harder than most he’ll need to be ready for blitzes or be ready to run for his life. His expertise is in the air rather than on the ground, so avoiding any and all pressures will be a must for this game, but it’s not a guarantee. He’ll have his main targets ready (Kelce, Rice, maybe MVS too), and they’ll be ready across the field just as much as Mahomes is for deep passes. It’ll be up to San Francisco to play the defensive game of their lives to put a stop to the ever-growing reign of terror from Kansas City.
SF Rundown: For this San Francisco team, what should have been an easy path to Las Vegas got a bit more difficult thanks to elements both in and out of their collective control. Their game against Green Bay was a downpour that got a little out of reach, but inevitably proved that this San Francisco team can, in fact, come back from behind and seal the deal on both sides of the ball. Their game against Detroit, however, was panned in the first half as a terrible defensive showing, one that was met with a scolding from DC Steve Wilks. But with a 27 point swing from San Francisco, they were able to secure an even bigger comeback and punch their ticket to Vegas, even if everyone was sweating a little bit, but it’s like the Journey song says: don’t stop believing, hold onto that feeling.
Heading into a matchup with a familiar foe in Kansas City, a foe that has bested them on three straight outings (including the Super Bowl four seasons ago), the defense needs to give 110 percent and WRECK SOME SHIT. You have expert linebackers in Fred Warner and Dre Greenlaw, a tight corner in Charvarious Ward, and a front four that will make most teams wince for what they have to look across from, which means there has to be ZERO excuse for a lacking performance on the biggest stage. With tightened up coverage on KC’s main targets and pressures on Patrick Mahomes, this defense can set the cadence if they make a statement early. For the offense, as mentioned, Christian McCaffrey has been a total game-changer for this team, not just as SF’s RB1 but as THE RB1. He will be the key for the SF offense in this game, but don’t overlook a few series with Elijah Mitchell coming in to make some runs when needed. The same goes for George Kittle, as most teams know how fierce he can be when breaking tackles and making big gains, and in the air you have a delightful WR pair in Deebo Samuel and Brandon Aiyuk, both of whom are able to use their speed to burn many an ankle on the field. Let’s not forget the man, myth, and legend of Kyle Juszczyk, either.
And then there’s the man under center, the man who’s either the second coming of Joe Montana or the luckiest scrub in the world and there is NO nuance anywhere in between: Brock Purdy. For as calm and collected as he can be on the outside, he’s got the killer’s edge inside, with an exceptionally wide field of vision to use to his advantage both out of and in pressure. He’s got his targets, he’s got legs to run with, and he’s got a great blindside blocker next to him backing him up in Trent Williams – and you do NOT want to get on the wrong side of Trent Williams when trying to stir some shit up. But for the proverbial “Purdy vs. Mahomes” matchup, while Mahomes is sitting high atop the mountain of his conference the same can’t be said for Purdy, given all of the narratives surrounding him being in this position. He has to be laser focused in this game, in perfect sync with his receivers, and ready to unleash that killer’s edge all over Kansas City. The expectations for him are astronomically high in this game, same for San Francisco and ESPECIALLY for head coach Kyle Shanahan, and if there were ever as much of a chance for this SF team to finally finish the job it’s here and now.
My Takes: Despite this San Francisco team being the betting favorite in Vegas, the overall favorite has gone to Kansas City, and look – I get it. They’re the inevitable Thanos of the league, it doesn’t matter what they do in the bulk of the season because they’ll always make it to January and reach the Super Bowl, and they’re just the better team over every single other team with Patrick Mahomes being the PERFECT quarterback according to most pundits across the board. Most every other fanbase is not happy with this being the matchup because of other likable teams and stories that would’ve fit better, but at the end of the day it all comes down to one key factor: WINNING. It’s all about getting the wins, no matter what, and whether it was easy or ugly these two teams have gotten those wins when it mattered the most. And throughout this season I’ve seen two trends that have proven to be constants when talking about this sport:
First, proclaiming perfection is a jinx. It happened to Baltimore, to Philadelphia, to Dallas, even to Jacksonville for a brief moment, and it especially happened to San Francisco. How you recover from it will be what sets you apart from the others, and San Francisco certainly recovered from that jinx in the season in grand fashion.
And second, doubt the 49ers at your own peril. Remember the game against Dallas? And against Philadelphia? Look how all that turned out. (Yeah yeah, Baltimore, but we move on.) Some folks thought Green Bay was going to put San Francisco away, and they didn’t. Some people thought Detroit was going to put San Francisco away, and they didn’t. These two same mentalities are being spread across the pundit-sphere, as it were, in that there are proclamations of the inevitability of Kansas City and how perfect of a team they truly are when it matters the most, and that San Francisco has no chance against them because of Patrick Mahomes and not much else – remember these two trends for this game.
It’s also a strong possibility that I’m completely talking out of my ass and that I have no idea when I’m talking about, but hey, if I’m going down I’m going down SWINGING. So let’s get to the damn prediction already.
Prediction: Both teams have an equal number of strengths and weaknesses on paper, and both teams are poised to exploit one another’s on this night. Whether that means this will be a close defensive battle or a moderately-sized scoring duel will be left to be determined, but for both team to win there is a clear path they both need to focus in on. Kansas City can’t shoot blanks in the second half of this game with the firepower San Francisco has, and San Francisco needs their defense to play the game of their lives to stop this KC offense… or hope that Matt Nagy succumbs to singularity which is still a very real possibility, let’s be honest. Speaking as a 49ers fan, I have been a mental trainwreck for the better part of a month and I will be so glad when this game is over on Sunday night, win or lose, because I can’t deal with this much stress and anticipation on a yearly basis anymore. But you know I’m never going to pick against my team here, and I’m going where I always go for this season:
SAN FRANCISCO WINS SUPER BOWL LVIII.
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